I need a Southern Belle

like the damned need water in hell

dress her up in white lace

put some rouge on her pretty face

and let me go to town

Let Edith come up to my room

tell the maid to drop the broom

I want her to sit on my face

put my tongue in her special place

and let her ride

Edith dear, grab ahold

tug that thing if you want the gold

in flagrante delicto

keep it up and watch me go

Im a’ coming!

There’s no discontent

being the President

as long as I get to fuck

Edith, I’ve tremendous luck

Give me a stroke!