The working man learns the score
Things are easier if you know more
For example, give an interesting look
at a devilish grimoire guidebook
In a few months you can be at the top
Just use a spell to give the boss the drop!
An astronaut was out on a lunar patrol
until his rover lurched into a roll
Upside down on the grayish dust
Mission Control radioed that he must
Get up and make his way back to base;
he would’ve, if a rock hadn’t crushed his face.
The art house theater put on a reel
a special film bought as a deal
from a collector who hid his name
(unknown if for privacy or shame)
The audience fled as they had enough
Except one fellow who liked the snuff.
It was 3 am when the sun finally went down
What made it weird was it was only one town
The folks that lived there were all surprised
Even the though it was advertised.
The university said it was an experiment
Done for the research team’s merriment.
The cat made its way into the room
Tail up high, its whiskers like a broom
It padded quickly across the floor
Purring gently as it rubbed against the door
it was never happier than when it had a meal
The neighbor’s baby was quite a steal!